January 2009
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Bob and Bob Dylan
I think Bob Dylan sounds kind of like Bob from the Prometheus and Bob tapes. You know, from that show KABLAM! that was on Nickelodeon back in the days of SNICK and the Big Orange Couch? Just scroll down, listen to this song, and then watch this video. It’s in the way they both say “ooo” sounds.
Plus, they’re both named Bob. Coincidence? Perhaps.
Perhaps not.
Grapples?? OMGWTF NO WAY →
I feel like I’m going crazy. Grapples?? They’re apples that taste like grapes!
What?
They just take apples and shove grape juice concentrate in ‘em and call it a Grapple!
How has this been happening and I did not know about it???
Clearly this is a sign that the end times are among us.
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Happy inauguration day!
A few notes on the inaug:
-So many people. So many people it was impossible to fit them all in one camera shot.
-John Williams composed the piece that Yo Yo Ma and some others played. The same John Williams that did the Star Wars score and like every Spielberg film. If you listened closely you could definitely hear some Jurassic Park in there.
-Aretha Franklin’s hat—ridiculous. But...
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Whopper Sacrifice
For the mere price of sacrificing 10 facebook friends to the god-king of hamburgers, I got this coupon in the mail for a free whopper. I mean c’mon, are you really friends with 400 people?
edit: Unfortunately this awesome campaign is over. It was fun while it lasted.